She is, by far, the more interesting person of the two of us...

[That's just how it is. And she will continue to be without question.]

Well... I suppose I'd like to hear about this world of yours and what you do in it. I have noted that there are quite a few younger individuals so I am curious what it is that you do and how you spend your time.

[He had an unorthodox childhood, to say the least, so he is curious what teenagers and young people do.]